About Rabid Monkeys.

Yesterday I went to the doctors about vaccinations for Bali. I left with this image

RABID MONKEYS!

 

And today I go back, bacause apparently it’s uncool to get polio (among other things) and the doctor gave me a helpful strategy to avoid rabid dogs and other animals.

1. detect rabid dog – the dog will be all manner of unspeakableness and will probably try to attack you with it’s visious infected jaws of death.

2. Run like all hell.

3. Fail at outrunning.

4. If you are still alive, wash in soapy water, and call yourself an ambulance.

OH HAPPY DAY! NOTHING CAN HURT ME NOW WOOOOOO!

Yeah, not very optimistic about rabies.

But otherwise, this is going to be awesome fun! (P.S. I now have both sore arms and hardcore immunities.) AND I’m seeing a play tomorrow night which will be amazing procrastination fun. Oh, and BTW, 3 assignments to submit before I leave for holidays? Challenge Accepted.

Smiley face.

Golly That’s Amazing!

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